birthday aala bhavacha

as ya’ll know today is our funky boi’s birthday!!! he’ll turn 6, oh sorry 17 years old. don’t know why i am saying 6 all the time sksjhk.

lmao in fml is monke supremacy

unseen images of adnan

you might be wondering that if kaanda exists, he must have his deepest secrets. today we shall disclose them to all. 6.

wait till you see more

what is adnan hiding from the humankind?

is adnan upto a new world order? these photo proves that he is an illuminati. (also, i heard he’s been snugging off with jaypee). some rumors say adnan is a vada pav in disguise, is that true? some say he wets his diapers after seeing hot bottles. let’s continue further to learn more about this man(or is he?) look at the pictures very carefully

maa main udna chaahta hu
doosro ko udaana bhi chahta hu
pyaar bhi karna chaahta hu
lekin marna nahi chaahta
maarna zaroor chahta hu
aasman ko choolu
titli par koodu
aaaaaaa! helicopter!!!!!!

maa mujhe gas aayi hai
maa kaha ho aap mujhe gas aayi hai

#proudtofartinfrontofsuperman

not so proud to be a fartman
hogwarts ki galliyon me main, tera intezaar karu
haule haule dil ki zameen ko tere hi naam karu- modi ji
khud ko main yu bhoolu ke fir na kabhi paaun

maa, bahu mil gayi
maa, kaanda hua hai
maa hai, biwi hai, baccha hai, acchi naukri hai. sab bhagwan ki madad se.

and who am i? that’s one secret i’ll never tell

xoxo, gossip girl